Skulduggery Fan-fic part 1

'SCIENTISTS FOUND MIRICALE CURE FOR MYSTERIOUS ILLNESS!'




Nicolette was looking down at the headline in the paper with a look of distaste. It had been three days since the remnants had been captured by Skulduggery and his crew and Nicolette was still feeling glum. They all were. Well exept for Cornellius who always felt nothing.



Skylara,Nicolette,Sarthacus,Skyril,Bridget and Cornellius had all gone out as soon as they heard that the remnants were loose. But sadly they had been cornered by about 50 of them and they'd all been possesed.



When they had all woken up they were all unscathed exept for Skyril who had somehow got a broken arm. But inside, they all just felt embaressed and humiliated.



Skylara walked in from her kitchen, her arms filled with 5 boxes of pringles and a large bottle of pepsi. She put them down on the table and slumped back in her favorite armchair.



"Anything new?" She asked, trying to keep her voice interested.



"Nope." Nicolette sighed. "Just the same rubbish about the miricale cure."



"How's your arm Skyril." Skylara asked still making an effort to lighten the mood.



"Still sore." Skyril replied,grimacing slightly. "If only Kenspeckle were still alive then it would have been cured by now."



The room went deadly silent. They all knew that now Kenspeckle was gone, their wounds would always take a few days longer to heal. They still had other magical doctors,but Kenspeckle had always been the best.



"Where's Sarthacus?" Cornellius asked sounding disinterested as usual.



"Still out looking for something interesting to crop up." said Bridget whilst kicking a table leg.



They sat there for about another five minutes in silence.



"Oh! I know what will cheer us up!" Skylara exclaimed.







30 minutes later:







" 6! 1,2,3,4,5,6! Oh! I landed on Pall Mall! Shall i buy it?" asked Skylara who truely felt boreder than anything but she just hated her friends being so unhappy.



"Kill me now." Skyril whispered to Nicolette.



Bridget's anger was rising. No one noticed but her eyes had got a deep scarlet.



"RIGHT!" she shouted making everyone jump. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH! I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING,KICK SOMETHING,KILL SOMETHING, ANYTHING, BUT THIS STUPID GAME OF MONOPOLY!"



"...your only saying that because your loosing." Skylara mumbled.



Bridget screamed in fury and threw the monopoly board to the floor,stamping on it continusly.



Suddenly the front door burst open and Sarthacus stood there looking quite smug.



"WHAT?!" screamed Bridget as Skylara turned into a cat and ran under the couch to get away from the comotion.



"Have I," He said calmly. "Got news for you guys."