The fan-fic that never happened.

Hi guys!

I'm going away tomorrow! Just for a week so if you don't hear from me that's why. My dad hasn't yet agreed to let me take the laptop so you probably won't be hearing from me for a while.

I did deside though, that today, just before I go away, I was going to write another part of my fan-fic.

...Yeah. That kinda went downhill.

I've got these weird spots on my legs and I've had them for over a week so we desided to go and get them cheaked out.
We went to a walk-in centre and then to the hospital.
For 5 hours.


5 hours.

And I had to have some stupid tests and give some samples including a blood sample and now my arm has a massive bruise. I was actually looking forward to finding out my blood type but they didn't even give it to me. I was hoping I had superpowers and my blood type was completely new but then my dad said that wouldn't help if I was bleeding to death and no one else had my blood type. Then he told me I watched to many si-fi movies.

Way to shatter my dreams dad.

But on the upside a patronising nurse played 'where's wally' with me while the doctor cackled madly at one of my dad's jokes and stuck a massive needle in my arm. Sadly I completed half the 'where's wally' book in under a minute so when the nurse looked a little frustrated I desided to pretend I hadn't found him and thought about Sherlock for a bit.

Then I came home and my mum and sister told me I was being grumpy and annoying so I got angry and just now came on the laptop out of the warm living-room. ....so cold *shivers*

Then I discovered we had run out of oreos.

And then my tea went cold.

Overall, not a great day.

But I'm hoping tomorrow all shall be fine again. I'm hopefully going to write some more stories in my notebook while I'm on holiday and I'll be sure to post them up as soon as I'm back if I do!
I'm also going to try fencing and archery! :D I'll be a swashbuckler in no time! En garde! *whacks herself in the face with her foil* ...ow.

See you guys all soon, if I don't speak to you just now as I'm posting this!

Byes!

Skylara's strange dream part 2 of now probably about 7

Hi guys! Sorry I haven't posted in a while! I hate having so much stuff to do that I never have time to read or write any fan-fics!

I know i said this would probably be about 5 parts long but now...it's probably going to be about 7. I'm going to try and fit quite a few of you into this as I can, some only comming on for brief parts but parts they are all the same.
This part only introduces one new character but more are still to come!

Secondly, I would like to mention that it is Kallista's and Dragona's wedding tomorrow! I wish them happiness and fingers crossed that it all goes smoothly.
...But knowing us lot it's bound not too. Oh dear...*imagines it* Err...don't worry Kallista and Dragona! It will all be fine! *Writes down that she needs to get safety helmets for her and everyone else before the wedding* All be fine...

And the day after that t'is my birthday! *grooves around madly in a fez while everyone else shuffles away from her slowly*

Anyway, without futher adue I present to you...MY FAN-FIC!

“What the hell?” Skylara exclaimed. “You?!”

“It’s your dream pet...” Cheryl pointed out.

This time it was Bridget’s turn to laugh. “Ahh!” she said wiping her eyes. “Classic!”

“Well...” Skylara pondered. “I suppose you do suit being a Witch...”

“That’s not on love!” Cheryl shouted sounding hurt. “Don’t you be sayin’ stuff like that! That’s my job pet!”

“Please stop saying ‘pet’ it’s driving me insane!” groaned Sabien.

“Give me those ruby slippers like!” Cheryl squealed as menacingly as she could.

“Hmm...I wouldn’t say they were ruby...” Skylara muttered.

“More of a hot pink...” suggested Kallista.

“I say they’re maroon...” Bridget chipped in.

“Fuchsia!” sang Octa.

“Shut up like!” screeched Cheryl like a Northern banshee.

“Why do you even want them anyway?”asked Kallista.

“My feet are killing in these heels! And because my agent says I should keep up my public image, I can only wear second hand shoes like!” Cheryl explained.

“What public image?” muttered Bridget earning her a vicious glare from Cheryl.

“I’ll get them!” Cheryl cackled, “And you’re little squelching mass too!”

“Hey!” whined Sabien.

“Sabien, I think that the harsh comment was actually directed at me...” Octa muttered in a clipped tone.

“Hey! Look lady! Octaboona is my squelching mass do ya hear me? DON’T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME!” Kallista yelled as Cheryl faded into the distance.

“Err...I’m not sure how this works but aren’t I meant to venture out along the yellow brick road to find some wizard?” Skylara asked once steam had stopped pouring out of Kallista’s ears.

“Huh?”  Kallista said turning her attention to Skylara. “Oh! Well...funny story about the yellow brick road...the munchkins kinda paved over it after they tried to maul Dorothy and she ran away down it...”

“WHAT?” Skylara exclaimed. “THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN IN THE MOVIE! ...Although it would have been better if it did....”

“You didn’t see the deleted scenes.” muttered Bridget. “Personally I think they took out the best bits.”

“Oh!” Kallista said looking down at her watch. “Would you look at the time! I’ve got to get back and make more daisy chains!”

“But...where do we go?” Sabien puzzled.

“Here!” Kallista said tossing them a small silver ball. “This will help you! Tata!” she chirped happily as she flew away into the sky with Octa in his basket reciting another of his fabulous poems.

Skylara weighed the ball in her hand. It didn’t seem very heavy. She tried to pry it open and finally it began to unscrew once she turned it anti-clockwise a few times. She peered inside to find a tiny figure staring up at her. Suddenly the ball began to shake violently and it flew out of Skylara’s hand. Everyone gasped in awe as before their very eyes, the figure grew to normal size.

“Lunar!” laughed Skylara as she recognised her friend.

“Punk Pixie...I like it...” admired Bridget.

Sure enough Lunar was dressed in punkish clothing, with chains and piercings to match. She had shocking hair dyed bright purple with florescent pink and orange streaks and her pointy ears could just be seen poking through it.

“I know.” Lunar said grinning at them. “Shocking image change or what?”

“I’ll say!” Skylara laughed admiring Lunar’s hair.  

“Hey Lunar,” Sabien interrupted as Skylara and Bridget where circling Lunar, studying her like hawks. “Do you know anything about how to get to the wizard?”

“Oh, hey Sabien, didn’t see you there, well I-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT BEHIND YOU!” Lunar cried out pointing at his tail peeking out from behind him.

“Don’t. Ask.” Sabien seethed through gritted teeth.

“Anyway,” Lunar continued like nothing had happened. “We need to take the old yellow brick road that had now become...the orange tar path...”

Skylara and Sabien looked at her in confusion.

“Us munchkins like colour ok?” Bridget said defensively.

“Well, let’s get going!” Skylara said clapping her hands together and striding over to the orange tar path.

“I’m staying here guys. Promised the other munchkins I’d give them another martial arts lesson before lunch.” Bridget explained sadly.

“Did you have anything to do with them mauling Dorothy?” Skylara chuckled, giving her friend a mock serious look.

Bridget gave her a crooked smile. “It’s your dream pet.” She joked mimicking Cheryl perfectly. Skylara gave Bridget a farewell salute and then she, Lunar and Sabien set off down the long and windy orange tar path...

New probably 3-5 part fan-fic extravaganza!!

Hey all! I haven't posted in a while. I kinda had a writer'b blog with dimensions so I didn't really know what to do.
So the other day, when I was washing my hair, I had an idea...I needed to do something new, something bold, something so out of this world it was unbelivable!

...so I adapted a well known movie and musical. Yeah....

But it's only going to be a couple of parts long, and it's just a little break from shifters. Quiet a few of you are in it but not all of you in this part. I'm sure you can guess the musical/film quite easily....

Hope you guys like it! I kinda made it up as I went along...

LET THE FAN-FICTION BEGIN!

Skylara's Strange Dream

“Miss.Wolfbane?” asked a woman in a dress Skylara thought was far too short for someone of her size. “The dentist will see you now.”

Skylara tensed up and didn’t move. “Necros,” she whispered to her friend beside her. “I’m not going to a non-magical dentist’s!”

Necros sighed and put down his paper. The previous day, Skylara had been gnawing on a leg of lamb in wolf form and had badly chipped her tooth. Everyone knew that Skylara didn’t like the dentist’s. Sadly, it was Necros who had pulled the short straw and reluctantly he had agreed to take her, by force if necessary.

“Do you want your chipped tooth fixed or not?” he asked.

“Yeah, but....”

“Because the only other option is Nye...” Necros interrupted with a cunning smile, using Skylara’s loathing of Nye against her.

Skylara flew out of the seat and almost ran over to the appointed room. Necros chuckled wryly and followed her through the door.

“Ok Skylara, I’m just going to give you some aesthetic and you’re going to go asleep for a bit.” the dentist said smiling at Skylara in a reasuring way.

“What?!” Skylara said sitting up, panic stricken. “It’s just a chipped tooth! What’s the need for aesthetic?”

“I’ll be right here Sky,” Necros promised. “Nothing will happen...trust me.”

Skylara stared at Necros for a few more seconds, trying to find something untruthful in his expression. After a moment or two, she gave up and grudgingly lay back down. The dentist smiled gratefully at Necros and pressed a mask to Skylara’s face, slowing making her drift into a deep sleep...

Skylara awoke with a throbbing head. She cursed the dentist and hastily got to her feet. But Skylara was no longer in the surgery....actually; Skylara didn’t really know where she was at all!

Skylara looked around her to discover she was in a meadow of lollipops. Small houses were dotted around the meadow in random places and everywhere looked sickly sweet and cheery.

The only thing Skylara could see that wasn’t, was a ruined house that stood behind her.

“This is weirdly familiar...” Skylara muttered to herself. “Oh crap...” she groaned for the first time looking down at herself. “I’m wearing a bloody dress! And heels!” The dress was baby blue with little flowers along the bottom and the matching stiletto heels made Skylara wobble about on the spot.

“Great...” she said sarcastically. “Juuust great...” Just then, Skylara noticed a twinkling noise nearing from the distance. She could see a floating light coming towards her at an alarming pace.

Then she realised. “So now I’m having the wizard of oz dream!” she thought to herself. “Either that or I’ve died and gone to cheesy hell!

As the light drew nearer, Skylara noticed there was something familiar about the two figures it contained...there, in a violet ball gown, was Kallista, holding a basket containing something purple and gooey. Next to her, stood Bridget, completely dressed in black and holding a giant lollypop.

“Kallista!” Skylara exclaimed. “You’re the good fairy!”

“Naturally!” laughed Kallista.

“What’s that you’re holding?” Skylara asked, pointing to the purple squelching mass within Kallista’s woven basket.

“Oh! It’s Octaboona! I carry him around with me...always.”

“Really? Looks more like an octopus to me...”

“No, no, no. It’s Octaboona all right. He can breathe out of water and he speaks poetry! Go on Octa!”

“Kallista,” moaned Octaboona. “I’m really tired and you haven’t given me any food in...”

“Go. On.” Kallista repeated through gritted teeth, her eyes suddenly flashing with an insane anger Skylara thought Kallista was not capable off.

Octaboona sighed and cleared his throat. “Her aura was of lavender,

Its shine lit up the night, Kallista hair of silken gold, Outraced the birds in flight...”

Kallista sighed happily. “So lovely...” she whispered dreamily.

“Erm...” Skylara said looking at the far-away expression on Kallista’s face. “Anyway...Bridget, you must be the bad fairy?”

“Why do people always assume vamps are the bad guys?” Bridget grumbled unhappily.

“So you’re not the...?”

“Worse. I’m a freakin’ munchkin ok?”

Skylara fell about with laughter at just the thought of her aggressive friend as a munchkin.

“Hey! Hey!” Bridget growled. “Shut up and just take the lollipop ok? Happy weird dreaming and such yada, yada, yada.”

“Aren’t you gonna sing it?” She teased.

Bridget gave Skylara the evils. “Just be thankful this is a dream and I can’t twist your face off...” she muttered.

“Now, now,” tutted Skylara. “That’s not a very munchkiny attitude.”

“Look who’s talking Little Miss Muffit!” she sneered back.

“Yeah, yeah...” Skylara said looking back down at her vulgar outfit. “Yo! Kallista!” she said clicking her fingers. “Snap out of it! You got any footwear that won’t make me break my neck when I move an inch?”

“Hmm?” Kallista asked coming out of her trance and shaking her head. “Oh! Yes, as a matter of fact I do!” With a wave of Kallista’s wand, a pair of fluffy slippers appeared on Skylara’s feet.

“Wow...” Skylara said admiring the comfy slippers. “These aren’t half bad, thanks!”

Just then everyone heard a groan from behind them. A dark figure emerged from the remains of the house.

“It’s the Witch!” gasped Octaboona. “Run away!”

“You can’t run idiot. You’re an octopus.” Bridget stated.

Octaboona paused. “...Well that’s beside the point.” He  muttered sounding irritated.

Just then the figure groaned and sneezed at the same time making Skylara snort with laughter. “That’s not a witch!” she giggled running forward to help the figure. “It’s Sabien!”

Sabien walked forward with Skylara’s help and for a moment or two he just stood there looking quite shocked.

“Erm...does anyone else find this awkward?” remarked Bridget after a minute or two of silence.

“I have a tail.” Sabien suddenly blurted out. “And I’m not it werewolf form.”

Sure enough everyone saw a long tail protruding out of a hole in the back of Sabien’s jeans.

Skylara was still giggling. “My mind is so awesome and hilarious!” she chuckled. “Don’t you get it? He’s Toto!”

“No I’m not!” wailed Sabien obviously hurt by the comment.

“Are too.”

“Not.”

“Are too.”

“Not.”

“Shut it!” snapped Bridget. “Accept it Sabien, Skylara’s mind has a sense of humour. You’re a dog, Octaboona’s an octopus, Kallista’s a fairy and I’m a bloody munchkin!”

“Well...” muttered Kallista. “If Sabien’s not the witch then...who is?”

“That would be me...” said a voice that Skylara knew but couldn’t quite recall from where...

Everyone span around to see......Cheryl Cole (as smiley and annoyingly perfect as ever) standing before them.

I promise that more of you are going to be comming into the story soon! Hope you guys liked it!