Skylara's Strange Dream- Part 4

Hello All!
I have returned from my many travels! Well...Center Parcs.
It was great but I am glad to be home. Home is were the heart is as they say- or in my case where my warm comfortable bed is with no one else to snore and keep me up most of the night. Yes, my family snores. I don't but apparently I mumble quite a bit.
On one of the nights I even heard some creepy music and everyone else was asleep. So as you can imagine I was curled up in a ball till about 2.00am filled with fear.
But one of the best bits was when I tried a bit of fencing and completely fell in love with it. Me and my dad are hoping to take it up soon!
Then I shall be a swashbuckling ninja! *gets into fighting stance and trips over her foil* ...Sort of...
Ok, so here's part 4- and don't worry Dragona, this is quite a light-hearted tale so I won't make you kill anyone.
Or will I? DUN, DUN,DUN!
Also, by not giving much away, your not in this part- but a few other new characters are...

Skylara groaned as they passed a sign that read- ‘Orange tar path-7 miles to go.’  Lunar had stopped her merry skipping hours ago and now she, Skylara and Sabien were slowly plodding along, dragging their weary feet behind them.

Skulduggery on the other hand, was walking ahead at a brisk pace. Every so often he would say “Keep up!” or “Isn’t it such a wonderful day for a stroll?” and his comments would always be met by icy glares and angry mutterings.

On the 5^th time he had said something about ‘a wonderful day for a stroll’ Skylara snapped.

“That’s it!” she thundered. “I’m tired, I’m hungry and I’m just about up to here with you and your annoying comments! In reality, I’m strapped to a dentist chair having who knows what done to me, and I’m spending my excitingly random dream walking down a path the shade of Cheryl Cole’s face listening to ‘Skulduggery and his many country walk ideas’!” She breathed heavily for a few seconds, her eyes filled with rage. Then she began to calm down slightly and took a deep breath.

“Quite done?” Skulduggery asked his head cocked to the side again.

“Think so. Sorry. I just don’t like being bored. At least I didn’t draw a smiley face on the wall and start shooting at it.” She chuckled.

Everyone looked at her with puzzled expressions.

“Sherlock thing.” She explained.

“O.K...” Lunar said slowly. “But she’s right, this dream is currently pretty suckish.”

“I have an idea!” Sabien exclaimed. “Skulduggery appeared when you asked about a scarecrow! Try asking for something else now!”

“Technically, I didn’t ‘appear’ as you put it. I was already there.” Skulduggery mentioned before Skylara could answer Sabien. “You just didn’t see me. Also, in case you didn’t notice, I am not a scarecrow.”

“You look like one...” Lunar muttered.

“I happen to be a sophisticated and suave individual with a great taste in fashion.” He replied adjusting the angle of his hat.

“Right...” said Lunar rolling her eyes.

“Ok,” Skylara announced. “I wish for a-”

“That’s not right!” Sabien interjected. “Say it like you did before with Skulduggery!”

“Fine, don’t get your tail in a twist!” she grumbled before clearing her throat to begin. “Say, isn’t there meant to be a gigantic chocolate fudge ice-cream around here somewhere?” Skylara said quite dramatically, putted one hand on her hip and the other stroking an imaginary beard on her chin for added effect causing Lunar to giggle quietly.

For a moment, nothing happened. But then, suddenly a small bundle of white fur dropped from the sky into Skylara’s hands.

Everyone gazed at the bundle for a moment and then all of a sudden it let out a small “Mew!” and sat up, it’s wide eyes looking at them with curiosity. Then, it began to purr contently and lick it’s tiny paws.

“That,” Skulduggery declared. “Is the strangest looking ice-cream I have ever seen.”

“It ain’t like that in Ireland.” agreed Sabien.

Skylara looked down at the name tag on the kitten’s collar and her face lit up.

“It’s Mar-Chu!”she laughed.

“Mar who?” Skulduggery queried.

“Mar-Chu!” Lunar echoed. “She’s one of our friends.”

“...Your friend’s with a cat?”

“And a werewolf,a skeleton, a vampire- do I need to go on?” Skylara replied.

“She’s not always a cat.” added Lunar. “But I suppose she is in this dream.”

“Try asking for something else Skylara!” Sabien encouraged. “Maybe something that’s actually IN the ‘Wizard of Oz’ this time! Really get into character!”

Skylara took a moment to ponder how she would approach it this time. Then she nodded, grabbed a piece of long-grass by the side of the path and stuck it in her mouth.

“Say, I wonder where a tin-man could be hangin’ around in this lil’ old dream!”I’m just a sweet girl feelin’ kinda lonesome!” Skylara said earning her some strange looks from her friends.

“What?” she shrugged. “Dorothy is American and she’s also very cheesy and annoying.”

“Never. Do. An. American. Accent. Again.” Lunar shivered.

“EVER!” added Sabien as Skylara gave them both a stony scowl.

“I thought it was actually quite good...” Skulduggery said, trying to hide the smile in his voice.

“You guys should give it a go!” Skylara huffed.  Just then, Skylara’s wolfish instincts picked up a rustling in the trees about 20 metres away. Her eyes turned a dark amber and her body tensed up so much that she was fixed to one spot but for some reason she couldn’t shift to wolf form. Mar-Chu fell out of Skylara’s tense hands, sneezed and trotted along to Sabien to seek his affections.

Skulduggery was the first to notice Skylara’s eyes and he slowly walked forward and put his hands on her shoulders.

“Skylara?” he asked quietly. “Are you ok?”

When Skylara tried to answer him a deep throaty growl rumbled through her throat. Although she couldn’t move any of her limbs, Skulduggery noticed that her eyes were transfixed to a dark corner in the trees.

Pressing a gloved finger to his lips, and nodding silently to the others, Skulduggery took out his gun and treaded carefully over to where Skylara was looking.

“We know you’re in there.” Skulduggery shouted over to a particularly large bush where he suspected Skylara had spotted something.

“No I’m not!” someone giggled. Then he heard a sound that was like a branch snapping and saw a short wooden stick poked out of the bush.

“I know that voice!” Lunar said running towards the bush before Skulduggery could stop her. “Nicolett-“ Lunar gawped at Nicolette. Sheepishly, she came out from behind the bush.

She was a tiny wooden girl with a long wooden nose and plaits made of a thick yellow wool.

“Pinicolette actually...” Pinicolette muttered.

“You got the wrong story Sky!” laughed Sabien. “Pinocchio is just a tad different from the ‘Wizard of Oz’ don’t cha think?”

“Not really...” Pinicolette chimed in. “because-aw! Not again!” she said, angrily stamping her little wooden foot as her nose grew another inch. “That wasn’t a lie! Won’t you even let me explain myself?”

Skulduggery had walked back to where Skylara was standing. She was still fixed to the spot, growling quietly, her hands now balled up into tight fists.

“What’s wrong?” he asked her again. The others looked back at Skylara, worry written clear on their faces.

“Is she in some kind of trance?” Lunar asked. “Hey! Skylara! Alpacas! Cookies! Sherlock! Chocolate!”

“Maybe she’s in mid-shift or something?” Sabien suggested. “Something must have set off her wolf instincts. It’s her most comfortable form for her to take so maybe she picks up certain things.”

“Perhaps we need to calm her down?” tried Nicolette.

“Skylara,” Skulduggery said softly. “We’re all safe here. Nothing is going to harm us.”

At the word ‘harm’ Skylara suddenly snarled and leapt into a fighting stance.

“Get ready.” She said in a voice that sounded more wolf than human. “Things are about to get ugly.”

No sooner than she’d said it, a humongous beast at least 10 feet tall crashed out from behind a group of trees. It had a thick metal collar around its neck that beeped occasionally.

“It’s being controlled!” Pinicolette realised. “If it was wild, why would it have a collar?”

“Stupid dream!” Skylara growled. “Won’t let me shift!”

“Well, you did ask for something more exciting...” Lunar said as she eyed up the beast.

“Be careful what you wish for...” Skulduggery sighed as he loaded his gun and prepared himself.

“Hello,” Sabien said kindly, walking towards the creature slowly.

“Err, I wouldn’t Sabien...” Skylara warned him.

“We won’t hurt you if you don’t hurt us,” Sabien continued, ignoring Skylara’s cautious words.

The creature cocked its head to one side, as if it was weighing up its options. Then, its collar beeped frantically and the creature’s body shook violently as it roared and writhed with pain.

“Shock collar!” Skulduggery shouted to his companions.

Once the creature’s ordeal was over, it looked straight at the group and gnashed its teeth angrily, thinking that they were the source of its traumatic pain. Then it lunged forward, and the battle began.

Skylara's Strange Dream part 3

Hey guys! I'm on holiday! ...I'm also too exhausted to say anymore on that matter.
There are more people to come in later parts, I promise! Hope you guys like it!

Lunar hummed happily to herself as she skipped down the orange tar path.

“Congratulations Lunar!” Skylara announced sarcastically. “You’re so disgustingly cheery that you have won yourself a part in the Wizard of Oz! Please, take a left into cheesy lane to start rehearsals!”

“You seem to have reached a new level of sarcasm Skylara.” Lunar sang skipping more vigorously just to annoy her further.

“I do try.” Skylara retorted.

“Ignore her.” Sabien told Lunar. “She’s just angry because she hasn’t gotten to hit anything in this dream yet-OW!” he yelped as Skylara punched him in the arm.

“Problem solved.” She said smiling sweetly at him. “Now, if I remember correctly there should be a scarecrow around here somewhere...”

She heard someone clear their throat from behind her, making her spin around and take up a fighting stance.

Before them, stood a barely recognizable Skulduggery, hanging limply upon a wooden frame. Skylara had to do a double take. His suit was ragged and covered in a thick layer of dust, his tie was missing and worst of all his hat had a pigeon nesting in it.

“Do I fit the description?” he asked.

“But you’re a skeleton! Not a scarecrow!” Lunar blurted out jabbing her finger towards him in disbelief.

“Indeed.” Skulduggery sighed. “Yet I’m the one tied to a wooden cross next to a field of Oreos.” He indicated to the field behind him filled with Oreo loaded bushes.

Skylara looked sheepishly at the floor. “I’m going through an Oreo’s and tea phase...” she explained.

“Ah!” said Skulduggery, nodding slowly. “That would also explain why the soil smells of tea...can someone please remove me from this?”

“Oh! Sorry!” Skylara said apologetically as she and Lunar ran forward to untie him as Sabien tried his best to shoo the pigeon out of Skulduggery’s hat. The pigeon, which was quite comfortable there, began to coo and flap it’s wings frantically.

Skylara sighed and turned into a sparrow hawk. She looked menacingly at the pigeon and it took off immediately. 

“Thank you.” Skulduggery said brushing himself off and adjusting his hat to its usual cocked angle. “Now, at least, I look a little more dignified.”

The others exchanged glances. Although Skulduggery had removed some of the dust from his suit and the pigeon had flown from its make-shift nest

he looked far from dignified.

“Yeah...” Lunar assured. “You look...great. You know, for a dead man.”

Skulduggery looked down at his suit. “Fine.” He grumbled. “But even in a ruined suit you can’t deny how devilishly handsome I look! Right?”

His comment was met by an uncomfortable silence.

“Wanna come and ask the Wizard for a new suit?” Skylara asked finally.

“Fine.” He grumbled. “But this is a stupid dream.”

Skylara chuckled. “T’is an awesome dream! ...Well except for this stupid dress!” She tugged at it aggressively.

  “It makes you look like a sweet little angel!” Skulduggery teased.

Skylara glowered at him as Lunar and Sabien laughed raucously. “Looks can be deceiving...” she growled as they set off along the orange tar path again.

Meanwhile, in a castle not too far away...

“Mirror, mirror on the wall...” sang Cheryl. “Who wears fake-tan most of all?”

The mirror stood silently in front of the expectant Cheryl.

“Darn!” She muttered angrily. “Why couldn’t I have one of those talking mirrors that are in the fairy tales like?” She stormed over to a dark cage at the back of the room.

She knocked loudly on the cage. A mysterious figure shuffled forward, it’s tail twitching angrily.

“I have a little job for you...” Cheryl said.

“Not until I know my Kallista is safe...” Dragona snarled.

“Look!” Cheryl said as she beckoned him futher towards the front of the cage. She held up a crystal ball which showed Kallista happily making daisy chains as Octa sang another of his sweet poems beside her.

“And you haven’t undone the spell?” Dragona asked.

“Of course not! She doesn’t even know you’ve been born!” Cheryl cackled before spluttering madly and running over to her table to grab a glass of water.

Once she had recovered she looked expectantly back at Dragona.

“What do you want me to do?” he demanded.

The fan-fic that never happened.

Hi guys!

I'm going away tomorrow! Just for a week so if you don't hear from me that's why. My dad hasn't yet agreed to let me take the laptop so you probably won't be hearing from me for a while.

I did deside though, that today, just before I go away, I was going to write another part of my fan-fic.

...Yeah. That kinda went downhill.

I've got these weird spots on my legs and I've had them for over a week so we desided to go and get them cheaked out.
We went to a walk-in centre and then to the hospital.
For 5 hours.


5 hours.

And I had to have some stupid tests and give some samples including a blood sample and now my arm has a massive bruise. I was actually looking forward to finding out my blood type but they didn't even give it to me. I was hoping I had superpowers and my blood type was completely new but then my dad said that wouldn't help if I was bleeding to death and no one else had my blood type. Then he told me I watched to many si-fi movies.

Way to shatter my dreams dad.

But on the upside a patronising nurse played 'where's wally' with me while the doctor cackled madly at one of my dad's jokes and stuck a massive needle in my arm. Sadly I completed half the 'where's wally' book in under a minute so when the nurse looked a little frustrated I desided to pretend I hadn't found him and thought about Sherlock for a bit.

Then I came home and my mum and sister told me I was being grumpy and annoying so I got angry and just now came on the laptop out of the warm living-room. ....so cold *shivers*

Then I discovered we had run out of oreos.

And then my tea went cold.

Overall, not a great day.

But I'm hoping tomorrow all shall be fine again. I'm hopefully going to write some more stories in my notebook while I'm on holiday and I'll be sure to post them up as soon as I'm back if I do!
I'm also going to try fencing and archery! :D I'll be a swashbuckler in no time! En garde! *whacks herself in the face with her foil* ...ow.

See you guys all soon, if I don't speak to you just now as I'm posting this!

Byes!

Skylara's strange dream part 2 of now probably about 7

Hi guys! Sorry I haven't posted in a while! I hate having so much stuff to do that I never have time to read or write any fan-fics!

I know i said this would probably be about 5 parts long but now...it's probably going to be about 7. I'm going to try and fit quite a few of you into this as I can, some only comming on for brief parts but parts they are all the same.
This part only introduces one new character but more are still to come!

Secondly, I would like to mention that it is Kallista's and Dragona's wedding tomorrow! I wish them happiness and fingers crossed that it all goes smoothly.
...But knowing us lot it's bound not too. Oh dear...*imagines it* Err...don't worry Kallista and Dragona! It will all be fine! *Writes down that she needs to get safety helmets for her and everyone else before the wedding* All be fine...

And the day after that t'is my birthday! *grooves around madly in a fez while everyone else shuffles away from her slowly*

Anyway, without futher adue I present to you...MY FAN-FIC!

“What the hell?” Skylara exclaimed. “You?!”

“It’s your dream pet...” Cheryl pointed out.

This time it was Bridget’s turn to laugh. “Ahh!” she said wiping her eyes. “Classic!”

“Well...” Skylara pondered. “I suppose you do suit being a Witch...”

“That’s not on love!” Cheryl shouted sounding hurt. “Don’t you be sayin’ stuff like that! That’s my job pet!”

“Please stop saying ‘pet’ it’s driving me insane!” groaned Sabien.

“Give me those ruby slippers like!” Cheryl squealed as menacingly as she could.

“Hmm...I wouldn’t say they were ruby...” Skylara muttered.

“More of a hot pink...” suggested Kallista.

“I say they’re maroon...” Bridget chipped in.

“Fuchsia!” sang Octa.

“Shut up like!” screeched Cheryl like a Northern banshee.

“Why do you even want them anyway?”asked Kallista.

“My feet are killing in these heels! And because my agent says I should keep up my public image, I can only wear second hand shoes like!” Cheryl explained.

“What public image?” muttered Bridget earning her a vicious glare from Cheryl.

“I’ll get them!” Cheryl cackled, “And you’re little squelching mass too!”

“Hey!” whined Sabien.

“Sabien, I think that the harsh comment was actually directed at me...” Octa muttered in a clipped tone.

“Hey! Look lady! Octaboona is my squelching mass do ya hear me? DON’T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME!” Kallista yelled as Cheryl faded into the distance.

“Err...I’m not sure how this works but aren’t I meant to venture out along the yellow brick road to find some wizard?” Skylara asked once steam had stopped pouring out of Kallista’s ears.

“Huh?”  Kallista said turning her attention to Skylara. “Oh! Well...funny story about the yellow brick road...the munchkins kinda paved over it after they tried to maul Dorothy and she ran away down it...”

“WHAT?” Skylara exclaimed. “THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN IN THE MOVIE! ...Although it would have been better if it did....”

“You didn’t see the deleted scenes.” muttered Bridget. “Personally I think they took out the best bits.”

“Oh!” Kallista said looking down at her watch. “Would you look at the time! I’ve got to get back and make more daisy chains!”

“But...where do we go?” Sabien puzzled.

“Here!” Kallista said tossing them a small silver ball. “This will help you! Tata!” she chirped happily as she flew away into the sky with Octa in his basket reciting another of his fabulous poems.

Skylara weighed the ball in her hand. It didn’t seem very heavy. She tried to pry it open and finally it began to unscrew once she turned it anti-clockwise a few times. She peered inside to find a tiny figure staring up at her. Suddenly the ball began to shake violently and it flew out of Skylara’s hand. Everyone gasped in awe as before their very eyes, the figure grew to normal size.

“Lunar!” laughed Skylara as she recognised her friend.

“Punk Pixie...I like it...” admired Bridget.

Sure enough Lunar was dressed in punkish clothing, with chains and piercings to match. She had shocking hair dyed bright purple with florescent pink and orange streaks and her pointy ears could just be seen poking through it.

“I know.” Lunar said grinning at them. “Shocking image change or what?”

“I’ll say!” Skylara laughed admiring Lunar’s hair.  

“Hey Lunar,” Sabien interrupted as Skylara and Bridget where circling Lunar, studying her like hawks. “Do you know anything about how to get to the wizard?”

“Oh, hey Sabien, didn’t see you there, well I-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT BEHIND YOU!” Lunar cried out pointing at his tail peeking out from behind him.

“Don’t. Ask.” Sabien seethed through gritted teeth.

“Anyway,” Lunar continued like nothing had happened. “We need to take the old yellow brick road that had now become...the orange tar path...”

Skylara and Sabien looked at her in confusion.

“Us munchkins like colour ok?” Bridget said defensively.

“Well, let’s get going!” Skylara said clapping her hands together and striding over to the orange tar path.

“I’m staying here guys. Promised the other munchkins I’d give them another martial arts lesson before lunch.” Bridget explained sadly.

“Did you have anything to do with them mauling Dorothy?” Skylara chuckled, giving her friend a mock serious look.

Bridget gave her a crooked smile. “It’s your dream pet.” She joked mimicking Cheryl perfectly. Skylara gave Bridget a farewell salute and then she, Lunar and Sabien set off down the long and windy orange tar path...

New probably 3-5 part fan-fic extravaganza!!

Hey all! I haven't posted in a while. I kinda had a writer'b blog with dimensions so I didn't really know what to do.
So the other day, when I was washing my hair, I had an idea...I needed to do something new, something bold, something so out of this world it was unbelivable!

...so I adapted a well known movie and musical. Yeah....

But it's only going to be a couple of parts long, and it's just a little break from shifters. Quiet a few of you are in it but not all of you in this part. I'm sure you can guess the musical/film quite easily....

Hope you guys like it! I kinda made it up as I went along...

LET THE FAN-FICTION BEGIN!

Skylara's Strange Dream

“Miss.Wolfbane?” asked a woman in a dress Skylara thought was far too short for someone of her size. “The dentist will see you now.”

Skylara tensed up and didn’t move. “Necros,” she whispered to her friend beside her. “I’m not going to a non-magical dentist’s!”

Necros sighed and put down his paper. The previous day, Skylara had been gnawing on a leg of lamb in wolf form and had badly chipped her tooth. Everyone knew that Skylara didn’t like the dentist’s. Sadly, it was Necros who had pulled the short straw and reluctantly he had agreed to take her, by force if necessary.

“Do you want your chipped tooth fixed or not?” he asked.

“Yeah, but....”

“Because the only other option is Nye...” Necros interrupted with a cunning smile, using Skylara’s loathing of Nye against her.

Skylara flew out of the seat and almost ran over to the appointed room. Necros chuckled wryly and followed her through the door.

“Ok Skylara, I’m just going to give you some aesthetic and you’re going to go asleep for a bit.” the dentist said smiling at Skylara in a reasuring way.

“What?!” Skylara said sitting up, panic stricken. “It’s just a chipped tooth! What’s the need for aesthetic?”

“I’ll be right here Sky,” Necros promised. “Nothing will happen...trust me.”

Skylara stared at Necros for a few more seconds, trying to find something untruthful in his expression. After a moment or two, she gave up and grudgingly lay back down. The dentist smiled gratefully at Necros and pressed a mask to Skylara’s face, slowing making her drift into a deep sleep...

Skylara awoke with a throbbing head. She cursed the dentist and hastily got to her feet. But Skylara was no longer in the surgery....actually; Skylara didn’t really know where she was at all!

Skylara looked around her to discover she was in a meadow of lollipops. Small houses were dotted around the meadow in random places and everywhere looked sickly sweet and cheery.

The only thing Skylara could see that wasn’t, was a ruined house that stood behind her.

“This is weirdly familiar...” Skylara muttered to herself. “Oh crap...” she groaned for the first time looking down at herself. “I’m wearing a bloody dress! And heels!” The dress was baby blue with little flowers along the bottom and the matching stiletto heels made Skylara wobble about on the spot.

“Great...” she said sarcastically. “Juuust great...” Just then, Skylara noticed a twinkling noise nearing from the distance. She could see a floating light coming towards her at an alarming pace.

Then she realised. “So now I’m having the wizard of oz dream!” she thought to herself. “Either that or I’ve died and gone to cheesy hell!

As the light drew nearer, Skylara noticed there was something familiar about the two figures it contained...there, in a violet ball gown, was Kallista, holding a basket containing something purple and gooey. Next to her, stood Bridget, completely dressed in black and holding a giant lollypop.

“Kallista!” Skylara exclaimed. “You’re the good fairy!”

“Naturally!” laughed Kallista.

“What’s that you’re holding?” Skylara asked, pointing to the purple squelching mass within Kallista’s woven basket.

“Oh! It’s Octaboona! I carry him around with me...always.”

“Really? Looks more like an octopus to me...”

“No, no, no. It’s Octaboona all right. He can breathe out of water and he speaks poetry! Go on Octa!”

“Kallista,” moaned Octaboona. “I’m really tired and you haven’t given me any food in...”

“Go. On.” Kallista repeated through gritted teeth, her eyes suddenly flashing with an insane anger Skylara thought Kallista was not capable off.

Octaboona sighed and cleared his throat. “Her aura was of lavender,

Its shine lit up the night, Kallista hair of silken gold, Outraced the birds in flight...”

Kallista sighed happily. “So lovely...” she whispered dreamily.

“Erm...” Skylara said looking at the far-away expression on Kallista’s face. “Anyway...Bridget, you must be the bad fairy?”

“Why do people always assume vamps are the bad guys?” Bridget grumbled unhappily.

“So you’re not the...?”

“Worse. I’m a freakin’ munchkin ok?”

Skylara fell about with laughter at just the thought of her aggressive friend as a munchkin.

“Hey! Hey!” Bridget growled. “Shut up and just take the lollipop ok? Happy weird dreaming and such yada, yada, yada.”

“Aren’t you gonna sing it?” She teased.

Bridget gave Skylara the evils. “Just be thankful this is a dream and I can’t twist your face off...” she muttered.

“Now, now,” tutted Skylara. “That’s not a very munchkiny attitude.”

“Look who’s talking Little Miss Muffit!” she sneered back.

“Yeah, yeah...” Skylara said looking back down at her vulgar outfit. “Yo! Kallista!” she said clicking her fingers. “Snap out of it! You got any footwear that won’t make me break my neck when I move an inch?”

“Hmm?” Kallista asked coming out of her trance and shaking her head. “Oh! Yes, as a matter of fact I do!” With a wave of Kallista’s wand, a pair of fluffy slippers appeared on Skylara’s feet.

“Wow...” Skylara said admiring the comfy slippers. “These aren’t half bad, thanks!”

Just then everyone heard a groan from behind them. A dark figure emerged from the remains of the house.

“It’s the Witch!” gasped Octaboona. “Run away!”

“You can’t run idiot. You’re an octopus.” Bridget stated.

Octaboona paused. “...Well that’s beside the point.” He  muttered sounding irritated.

Just then the figure groaned and sneezed at the same time making Skylara snort with laughter. “That’s not a witch!” she giggled running forward to help the figure. “It’s Sabien!”

Sabien walked forward with Skylara’s help and for a moment or two he just stood there looking quite shocked.

“Erm...does anyone else find this awkward?” remarked Bridget after a minute or two of silence.

“I have a tail.” Sabien suddenly blurted out. “And I’m not it werewolf form.”

Sure enough everyone saw a long tail protruding out of a hole in the back of Sabien’s jeans.

Skylara was still giggling. “My mind is so awesome and hilarious!” she chuckled. “Don’t you get it? He’s Toto!”

“No I’m not!” wailed Sabien obviously hurt by the comment.

“Are too.”

“Not.”

“Are too.”

“Not.”

“Shut it!” snapped Bridget. “Accept it Sabien, Skylara’s mind has a sense of humour. You’re a dog, Octaboona’s an octopus, Kallista’s a fairy and I’m a bloody munchkin!”

“Well...” muttered Kallista. “If Sabien’s not the witch then...who is?”

“That would be me...” said a voice that Skylara knew but couldn’t quite recall from where...

Everyone span around to see......Cheryl Cole (as smiley and annoyingly perfect as ever) standing before them.

I promise that more of you are going to be comming into the story soon! Hope you guys liked it!

Dimentions part 11

Just sneaked in and turned the internet on for a moment or too to post this. T'is 12.00am and i must go to sleep now so, enjoy!

“But...but...” stammered Kallista. “Your Valkyrie...not Darquesse!”

Darquesse examined her nails in a not caring sort of way. “Oh, Valkyrie is long gone.” She told them. “Dare I admit it but I used to be that snivelling wreck of a girl.....but just look at me now!” she said lifting her arms up into the air. “I’m queen of the world!” she said chuckling to herself.

“Ah!” she said standing and turning to Skulduggery. “Skulduggery, how you have done well, my loyalist of servants.”

“For you my queen, I would do anything.” Skulduggery said bowing once again.

Dragona turned to Israel and Kallista and mock gagged making them chuckle slightly.

“Ah! What have we here?” Darquesse asked curiously walking over to the three of them. “Visitors from an alternate dimension? How delightful! And what timing! I was just beginning to get bored!”

“What do you want with us?” snarled Israel glaring down at her.

“Well, I can’t have little trouble-makers like you wandering about my kingdom can I? And also I’m getting a little bored and when I’m bored I’m angry and when I’m angry....well, let’s just say you don’t want to see me angry.” she said, talking to Israel as you would do a child. It was really starting to bug Kallista. She was just about to say something when a high pitched whine came from her left. Skylara had awoken and she was scrambling about on the marble floor, trying to find her footing but whining in pain with her swollen paw.

“Oh...what have we here?” asked Darkquesse.

“It’s the alternate Skylara Wolfbane my lady. She won’t change back into human form, my guess is that she is too greatly wounded and distressed.”

“Aww! Poor little puppy!” Darkquesse said in a sickly sweet voice as she wandered over to Skylara. Skylara looked up and her eyes glistened with happiness as she recognised whom she thought to be Valkyrie. But then she as she sniffed the air she started to growl angrily, like no one had heard her before. Suddenly she lunged forward, her eyes manic. She had a muzzle on but Skylara didn’t care. All that she knew is that this woman was dangerous. Far too dangerous and utterly insane. She could smell the power in the air around her yet the smell of the woman’s passion for suffering was so much stronger.

Darquesse sighed and lifted her hand in the air, making Skylara freeze. Slowly, Darquesse began to curl her hand into a fist and Skylara wailed in pain as the sound of cracking bones could be heard.

“STOP IT!” sobbed Kallista, unable to see her friend in such pain. “JUST STOP IT! YOU’RE KILLING HER!”

Darquesse relaxed her hand and Skylara fell to the floor in a grey heap. “Oh Kallista.” laughed Darquesse. “Where would be the fun in that?”

Three hours later the sound of curdling screams could still be heard echoing through the castle. Dragona and Israel lay in their cells, trying to block out not just the pain they felt, but the pain that could be heard within Kallista’s screams.

“We’ve got to do something!” exclaimed Dragona, cradling his broken arm and trying to drown out Kallista’s screams of torture. “It’s bad enough when she’s torturing me but...I just can’t listen to any more...”

“I know.” growled Israel, the anger in his voice unmistakeable. “But at least we know she’s not going to kill any of us...yet anyway. She wants to have her fun first...” he said, feeling queasy at just the thought of how someone could be so evil.

“How’s Sky?” he asked Dragona.

“Still unconscious.” Dragona mumbled unhappily. “How do you think she’ll ever turn back?”

“We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.” Israel replied, wincing slightly as he tried to stand up and put some weight upon his broken foot. “First of all...we need to figure out how to escape...”

“And just how are we gonna do that? Hmm? Skulduggery and the cleavers are constantly on alert and they’re all completely focused on serving their beloved queen and making her happy! They’re gonna watch us like hawks coz we’re her ‘new toys’ and the worst we can do is throw a few snarky comments in their direction!” Dragona shouted angrily.

Israel’s eyes sparkled with realisation. “That’s it...” he murmured. “Dragona! You’re a genius!”

Erm...how long has it been? +Dimensions part 10

Sorry guys, i think it's been a while.
I've been very busy at school and also (dare i admit it) i've had a bit of a writer's block... *hears everyone gasp* yes, one that has lasted over a month.
Also i haven't really been on much lately have I? Once again i appologise as that it down to stupid school.
Soooooo to make up for it im gonna try and do a fam-fic or two right now! Let the fan-fics...BEGIN!

Bridget quickly shoved everything off the coffee table so that Lillivale and Leo could place Nicolette's limp body upon it.
"She's lost a lot of blood already." said Florence turning pale. "She must have been down there at least an hour. I'm suprised she's not already..."
Bridget cut Florence off with a sharp glance. "Don't say it." she said slowly before turning back to Nicolette.
"Florence, do you have a first aid kit anywhere?" asked Leo looking panic-stricken but trying to stay calm for Nicolette's sake.
Florence nodded and ran over to a wooden bookcase nearby. Florence brought the first aid kit over and Lillivale yanked it open. He looked down, dismayed to find that nothing in there would be able to help Nicolette for very long in her state. He took out some bandages and gave them to Leo to start wrapping her up. "At least this will stop the bleeding." he thought to himself.
"Anyone here know any healers?" Florence asked as she quickly came to the same conclusion as Lillivale.
"How would that help!?" exclaimed Leo suddenly, unable to contain his panic any longer. "All the healers we would know are good! We're in an alternate dimention for God's sake!"
The room went quiet with a stunned silence. No one had seen Leo like that before. The only sound that could be heard was Leo's hair crackling with an electrical current. No one had seen that happen before either.
"Ok..." Florence said slowly. "Let's all just calm do-" The room shook with the force of an unseen explosion. Everyone was thrown to the floor except Bridget who was the only one who could stay on her feet with her vampire abilities. Bridget snarled angrily, looking down at her unconcious friends, her eyes turning a blood red. She knew that if they didn't get Nicolette the medical attention she needed soon, she was going to die. She didn't like explosives (she thought people who used them were cowardly) but she HATED people stopping her trying to help her friends. "These people better have a bloody good reason for blowing into this house." she thought to herself as she strode towards the door. She opened it to find a group of people wearing red masks and body armor. The one nearest too her shone a bright light in her eyes, blinding her for a moment. But a moment was all they needed. Bridget heard a short beep as a small device was held up in front of her. "Vampire." one of them said, nodding to another. Bridget reccovered and snarled at them. "What the bloody hell are you-" she started but before she could finish she felt a sharp pain in her leg. She looked down to see a small dart labelled 'vamp tranq'. "Aww hell..." she mumbled before slipping into unconciousness.