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Friday, 18 February 2011

Skylara's strange dream part 2 of now probably about 7

Hi guys! Sorry I haven't posted in a while! I hate having so much stuff to do that I never have time to read or write any fan-fics!

I know i said this would probably be about 5 parts long but now...it's probably going to be about 7. I'm going to try and fit quite a few of you into this as I can, some only comming on for brief parts but parts they are all the same.
This part only introduces one new character but more are still to come!

Secondly, I would like to mention that it is Kallista's and Dragona's wedding tomorrow! I wish them happiness and fingers crossed that it all goes smoothly.
...But knowing us lot it's bound not too. Oh dear...*imagines it* Err...don't worry Kallista and Dragona! It will all be fine! *Writes down that she needs to get safety helmets for her and everyone else before the wedding* All be fine...

And the day after that t'is my birthday! *grooves around madly in a fez while everyone else shuffles away from her slowly*

Anyway, without futher adue I present to you...MY FAN-FIC!

“What the hell?” Skylara exclaimed. “You?!”
“It’s your dream pet...” Cheryl pointed out.
This time it was Bridget’s turn to laugh. “Ahh!” she said wiping her eyes. “Classic!”
“Well...” Skylara pondered. “I suppose you do suit being a Witch...”
“That’s not on love!” Cheryl shouted sounding hurt. “Don’t you be sayin’ stuff like that! That’s my job pet!”
“Please stop saying ‘pet’ it’s driving me insane!” groaned Sabien.
“Give me those ruby slippers like!” Cheryl squealed as menacingly as she could.
“Hmm...I wouldn’t say they were ruby...” Skylara muttered.
“More of a hot pink...” suggested Kallista.
“I say they’re maroon...” Bridget chipped in.
“Fuchsia!” sang Octa.
“Shut up like!” screeched Cheryl like a Northern banshee.
“Why do you even want them anyway?”asked Kallista.
“My feet are killing in these heels! And because my agent says I should keep up my public image, I can only wear second hand shoes like!” Cheryl explained.
“What public image?” muttered Bridget earning her a vicious glare from Cheryl.
“I’ll get them!” Cheryl cackled, “And you’re little squelching mass too!”
“Hey!” whined Sabien.
“Sabien, I think that the harsh comment was actually directed at me...” Octa muttered in a clipped tone.
“Hey! Look lady! Octaboona is my squelching mass do ya hear me? DON’T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME!” Kallista yelled as Cheryl faded into the distance.
“Err...I’m not sure how this works but aren’t I meant to venture out along the yellow brick road to find some wizard?” Skylara asked once steam had stopped pouring out of Kallista’s ears.
“Huh?”  Kallista said turning her attention to Skylara. “Oh! Well...funny story about the yellow brick road...the munchkins kinda paved over it after they tried to maul Dorothy and she ran away down it...”
“WHAT?” Skylara exclaimed. “THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN IN THE MOVIE! ...Although it would have been better if it did....”
“You didn’t see the deleted scenes.” muttered Bridget. “Personally I think they took out the best bits.”
“Oh!” Kallista said looking down at her watch. “Would you look at the time! I’ve got to get back and make more daisy chains!”
“But...where do we go?” Sabien puzzled.
“Here!” Kallista said tossing them a small silver ball. “This will help you! Tata!” she chirped happily as she flew away into the sky with Octa in his basket reciting another of his fabulous poems.
Skylara weighed the ball in her hand. It didn’t seem very heavy. She tried to pry it open and finally it began to unscrew once she turned it anti-clockwise a few times. She peered inside to find a tiny figure staring up at her. Suddenly the ball began to shake violently and it flew out of Skylara’s hand. Everyone gasped in awe as before their very eyes, the figure grew to normal size.
“Lunar!” laughed Skylara as she recognised her friend.
“Punk Pixie...I like it...” admired Bridget.
Sure enough Lunar was dressed in punkish clothing, with chains and piercings to match. She had shocking hair dyed bright purple with florescent pink and orange streaks and her pointy ears could just be seen poking through it.
“I know.” Lunar said grinning at them. “Shocking image change or what?”
“I’ll say!” Skylara laughed admiring Lunar’s hair.  
“Hey Lunar,” Sabien interrupted as Skylara and Bridget where circling Lunar, studying her like hawks. “Do you know anything about how to get to the wizard?”
“Oh, hey Sabien, didn’t see you there, well I-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT BEHIND YOU!” Lunar cried out pointing at his tail peeking out from behind him.
“Don’t. Ask.” Sabien seethed through gritted teeth.
“Anyway,” Lunar continued like nothing had happened. “We need to take the old yellow brick road that had now become...the orange tar path...”
Skylara and Sabien looked at her in confusion.
“Us munchkins like colour ok?” Bridget said defensively.
“Well, let’s get going!” Skylara said clapping her hands together and striding over to the orange tar path.
“I’m staying here guys. Promised the other munchkins I’d give them another martial arts lesson before lunch.” Bridget explained sadly.
“Did you have anything to do with them mauling Dorothy?” Skylara chuckled, giving her friend a mock serious look.
Bridget gave her a crooked smile. “It’s your dream pet.” She joked mimicking Cheryl perfectly. Skylara gave Bridget a farewell salute and then she, Lunar and Sabien set off down the long and windy orange tar path...

Monday, 7 February 2011

New probably 3-5 part fan-fic extravaganza!!

Hey all! I haven't posted in a while. I kinda had a writer'b blog with dimensions so I didn't really know what to do.
So the other day, when I was washing my hair, I had an idea...I needed to do something new, something bold, something so out of this world it was unbelivable!

...so I adapted a well known movie and musical. Yeah....

But it's only going to be a couple of parts long, and it's just a little break from shifters. Quiet a few of you are in it but not all of you in this part. I'm sure you can guess the musical/film quite easily....

Hope you guys like it! I kinda made it up as I went along...

LET THE FAN-FICTION BEGIN!

Skylara's Strange Dream
“Miss.Wolfbane?” asked a woman in a dress Skylara thought was far too short for someone of her size. “The dentist will see you now.”
Skylara tensed up and didn’t move. “Necros,” she whispered to her friend beside her. “I’m not going to a non-magical dentist’s!”
Necros sighed and put down his paper. The previous day, Skylara had been gnawing on a leg of lamb in wolf form and had badly chipped her tooth. Everyone knew that Skylara didn’t like the dentist’s. Sadly, it was Necros who had pulled the short straw and reluctantly he had agreed to take her, by force if necessary.
“Do you want your chipped tooth fixed or not?” he asked.
“Yeah, but....”
“Because the only other option is Nye...” Necros interrupted with a cunning smile, using Skylara’s loathing of Nye against her.
Skylara flew out of the seat and almost ran over to the appointed room. Necros chuckled wryly and followed her through the door.
“Ok Skylara, I’m just going to give you some aesthetic and you’re going to go asleep for a bit.” the dentist said smiling at Skylara in a reasuring way.
“What?!” Skylara said sitting up, panic stricken. “It’s just a chipped tooth! What’s the need for aesthetic?”
“I’ll be right here Sky,” Necros promised. “Nothing will happen...trust me.”
Skylara stared at Necros for a few more seconds, trying to find something untruthful in his expression. After a moment or two, she gave up and grudgingly lay back down. The dentist smiled gratefully at Necros and pressed a mask to Skylara’s face, slowing making her drift into a deep sleep...
Skylara awoke with a throbbing head. She cursed the dentist and hastily got to her feet. But Skylara was no longer in the surgery....actually; Skylara didn’t really know where she was at all!
Skylara looked around her to discover she was in a meadow of lollipops. Small houses were dotted around the meadow in random places and everywhere looked sickly sweet and cheery.
The only thing Skylara could see that wasn’t, was a ruined house that stood behind her.
“This is weirdly familiar...” Skylara muttered to herself. “Oh crap...” she groaned for the first time looking down at herself. “I’m wearing a bloody dress! And heels!” The dress was baby blue with little flowers along the bottom and the matching stiletto heels made Skylara wobble about on the spot.
“Great...” she said sarcastically. “Juuust great...” Just then, Skylara noticed a twinkling noise nearing from the distance. She could see a floating light coming towards her at an alarming pace.
Then she realised. “So now I’m having the wizard of oz dream!” she thought to herself. “Either that or I’ve died and gone to cheesy hell!
As the light drew nearer, Skylara noticed there was something familiar about the two figures it contained...there, in a violet ball gown, was Kallista, holding a basket containing something purple and gooey. Next to her, stood Bridget, completely dressed in black and holding a giant lollypop.
“Kallista!” Skylara exclaimed. “You’re the good fairy!”
“Naturally!” laughed Kallista.
“What’s that you’re holding?” Skylara asked, pointing to the purple squelching mass within Kallista’s woven basket.
“Oh! It’s Octaboona! I carry him around with me...always.”
“Really? Looks more like an octopus to me...”
“No, no, no. It’s Octaboona all right. He can breathe out of water and he speaks poetry! Go on Octa!”
“Kallista,” moaned Octaboona. “I’m really tired and you haven’t given me any food in...”
“Go. On.” Kallista repeated through gritted teeth, her eyes suddenly flashing with an insane anger Skylara thought Kallista was not capable off.
Octaboona sighed and cleared his throat. “Her aura was of lavender,
Its shine lit up the night, Kallista hair of silken gold, Outraced the birds in flight...”

Kallista sighed happily. “So lovely...” she whispered dreamily.
“Erm...” Skylara said looking at the far-away expression on Kallista’s face. “Anyway...Bridget, you must be the bad fairy?”
“Why do people always assume vamps are the bad guys?” Bridget grumbled unhappily.
“So you’re not the...?”
“Worse. I’m a freakin’ munchkin ok?”
Skylara fell about with laughter at just the thought of her aggressive friend as a munchkin.
“Hey! Hey!” Bridget growled. “Shut up and just take the lollipop ok? Happy weird dreaming and such yada, yada, yada.”
“Aren’t you gonna sing it?” She teased.
Bridget gave Skylara the evils. “Just be thankful this is a dream and I can’t twist your face off...” she muttered.
“Now, now,” tutted Skylara. “That’s not a very munchkiny attitude.”
“Look who’s talking Little Miss Muffit!” she sneered back.
“Yeah, yeah...” Skylara said looking back down at her vulgar outfit. “Yo! Kallista!” she said clicking her fingers. “Snap out of it! You got any footwear that won’t make me break my neck when I move an inch?”
“Hmm?” Kallista asked coming out of her trance and shaking her head. “Oh! Yes, as a matter of fact I do!” With a wave of Kallista’s wand, a pair of fluffy slippers appeared on Skylara’s feet.
“Wow...” Skylara said admiring the comfy slippers. “These aren’t half bad, thanks!”
Just then everyone heard a groan from behind them. A dark figure emerged from the remains of the house.
“It’s the Witch!” gasped Octaboona. “Run away!”
“You can’t run idiot. You’re an octopus.” Bridget stated.
Octaboona paused. “...Well that’s beside the point.” He  muttered sounding irritated.
Just then the figure groaned and sneezed at the same time making Skylara snort with laughter. “That’s not a witch!” she giggled running forward to help the figure. “It’s Sabien!”
Sabien walked forward with Skylara’s help and for a moment or two he just stood there looking quite shocked.
“Erm...does anyone else find this awkward?” remarked Bridget after a minute or two of silence.
“I have a tail.” Sabien suddenly blurted out. “And I’m not it werewolf form.”
Sure enough everyone saw a long tail protruding out of a hole in the back of Sabien’s jeans.
Skylara was still giggling. “My mind is so awesome and hilarious!” she chuckled. “Don’t you get it? He’s Toto!”
“No I’m not!” wailed Sabien obviously hurt by the comment.
“Are too.”
“Not.”
“Are too.”
“Not.”
“Shut it!” snapped Bridget. “Accept it Sabien, Skylara’s mind has a sense of humour. You’re a dog, Octaboona’s an octopus, Kallista’s a fairy and I’m a bloody munchkin!”
“Well...” muttered Kallista. “If Sabien’s not the witch then...who is?”
“That would be me...” said a voice that Skylara knew but couldn’t quite recall from where...
Everyone span around to see......Cheryl Cole (as smiley and annoyingly perfect as ever) standing before them.

I promise that more of you are going to be comming into the story soon! Hope you guys liked it!

Saturday, 22 January 2011

Dimentions part 11

Just sneaked in and turned the internet on for a moment or too to post this. T'is 12.00am and i must go to sleep now so, enjoy!

“But...but...” stammered Kallista. “Your Valkyrie...not Darquesse!”
Darquesse examined her nails in a not caring sort of way. “Oh, Valkyrie is long gone.” She told them. “Dare I admit it but I used to be that snivelling wreck of a girl.....but just look at me now!” she said lifting her arms up into the air. “I’m queen of the world!” she said chuckling to herself.
“Ah!” she said standing and turning to Skulduggery. “Skulduggery, how you have done well, my loyalist of servants.”
“For you my queen, I would do anything.” Skulduggery said bowing once again.
Dragona turned to Israel and Kallista and mock gagged making them chuckle slightly.
“Ah! What have we here?” Darquesse asked curiously walking over to the three of them. “Visitors from an alternate dimension? How delightful! And what timing! I was just beginning to get bored!”
“What do you want with us?” snarled Israel glaring down at her.
“Well, I can’t have little trouble-makers like you wandering about my kingdom can I? And also I’m getting a little bored and when I’m bored I’m angry and when I’m angry....well, let’s just say you don’t want to see me angry.” she said, talking to Israel as you would do a child. It was really starting to bug Kallista. She was just about to say something when a high pitched whine came from her left. Skylara had awoken and she was scrambling about on the marble floor, trying to find her footing but whining in pain with her swollen paw.
“Oh...what have we here?” asked Darkquesse.
“It’s the alternate Skylara Wolfbane my lady. She won’t change back into human form, my guess is that she is too greatly wounded and distressed.”
“Aww! Poor little puppy!” Darkquesse said in a sickly sweet voice as she wandered over to Skylara. Skylara looked up and her eyes glistened with happiness as she recognised whom she thought to be Valkyrie. But then she as she sniffed the air she started to growl angrily, like no one had heard her before. Suddenly she lunged forward, her eyes manic. She had a muzzle on but Skylara didn’t care. All that she knew is that this woman was dangerous. Far too dangerous and utterly insane. She could smell the power in the air around her yet the smell of the woman’s passion for suffering was so much stronger.
Darquesse sighed and lifted her hand in the air, making Skylara freeze. Slowly, Darquesse began to curl her hand into a fist and Skylara wailed in pain as the sound of cracking bones could be heard.
“STOP IT!” sobbed Kallista, unable to see her friend in such pain. “JUST STOP IT! YOU’RE KILLING HER!”
Darquesse relaxed her hand and Skylara fell to the floor in a grey heap. “Oh Kallista.” laughed Darquesse. “Where would be the fun in that?”

Three hours later the sound of curdling screams could still be heard echoing through the castle. Dragona and Israel lay in their cells, trying to block out not just the pain they felt, but the pain that could be heard within Kallista’s screams.
“We’ve got to do something!” exclaimed Dragona, cradling his broken arm and trying to drown out Kallista’s screams of torture. “It’s bad enough when she’s torturing me but...I just can’t listen to any more...”
“I know.” growled Israel, the anger in his voice unmistakeable. “But at least we know she’s not going to kill any of us...yet anyway. She wants to have her fun first...” he said, feeling queasy at just the thought of how someone could be so evil.
“How’s Sky?” he asked Dragona.
“Still unconscious.” Dragona mumbled unhappily. “How do you think she’ll ever turn back?”
“We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.” Israel replied, wincing slightly as he tried to stand up and put some weight upon his broken foot. “First of all...we need to figure out how to escape...”
“And just how are we gonna do that? Hmm? Skulduggery and the cleavers are constantly on alert and they’re all completely focused on serving their beloved queen and making her happy! They’re gonna watch us like hawks coz we’re her ‘new toys’ and the worst we can do is throw a few snarky comments in their direction!” Dragona shouted angrily.
Israel’s eyes sparkled with realisation. “That’s it...” he murmured. “Dragona! You’re a genius!”

Erm...how long has it been? +Dimensions part 10

Sorry guys, i think it's been a while.
I've been very busy at school and also (dare i admit it) i've had a bit of a writer's block... *hears everyone gasp* yes, one that has lasted over a month.
Also i haven't really been on much lately have I? Once again i appologise as that it down to stupid school.
Soooooo to make up for it im gonna try and do a fam-fic or two right now! Let the fan-fics...BEGIN!

Bridget quickly shoved everything off the coffee table so that Lillivale and Leo could place Nicolette's limp body upon it.
"She's lost a lot of blood already." said Florence turning pale. "She must have been down there at least an hour. I'm suprised she's not already..."
Bridget cut Florence off with a sharp glance. "Don't say it." she said slowly before turning back to Nicolette.
"Florence, do you have a first aid kit anywhere?" asked Leo looking panic-stricken but trying to stay calm for Nicolette's sake.
Florence nodded and ran over to a wooden bookcase nearby. Florence brought the first aid kit over and Lillivale yanked it open. He looked down, dismayed to find that nothing in there would be able to help Nicolette for very long in her state. He took out some bandages and gave them to Leo to start wrapping her up. "At least this will stop the bleeding." he thought to himself.
"Anyone here know any healers?" Florence asked as she quickly came to the same conclusion as Lillivale.
"How would that help!?" exclaimed Leo suddenly, unable to contain his panic any longer. "All the healers we would know are good! We're in an alternate dimention for God's sake!"
The room went quiet with a stunned silence. No one had seen Leo like that before. The only sound that could be heard was Leo's hair crackling with an electrical current. No one had seen that happen before either.
"Ok..." Florence said slowly. "Let's all just calm do-" The room shook with the force of an unseen explosion. Everyone was thrown to the floor except Bridget who was the only one who could stay on her feet with her vampire abilities. Bridget snarled angrily, looking down at her unconcious friends, her eyes turning a blood red. She knew that if they didn't get Nicolette the medical attention she needed soon, she was going to die. She didn't like explosives (she thought people who used them were cowardly) but she HATED people stopping her trying to help her friends. "These people better have a bloody good reason for blowing into this house." she thought to herself as she strode towards the door. She opened it to find a group of people wearing red masks and body armor. The one nearest too her shone a bright light in her eyes, blinding her for a moment. But a moment was all they needed. Bridget heard a short beep as a small device was held up in front of her. "Vampire." one of them said, nodding to another. Bridget reccovered and snarled at them. "What the bloody hell are you-" she started but before she could finish she felt a sharp pain in her leg. She looked down to see a small dart labelled 'vamp tranq'. "Aww hell..." she mumbled before slipping into unconciousness.

Wednesday, 29 December 2010

Hello All! or should I say...no one :(

Hi everyone! Currently no one is on the overflow blog, so I am all alone...

*music starts* ALLLLLL BYYYYY MYYYSELLLLFFF! DON'T WANNA BEEEEEE, ALLL BYYY MYYYYSELLLFFFF!

ok, enough with that. Anyways, did you all have a good Christmas? I hope so!

Guess what! I got my camera :D and even though i still don't have a clue how to use it i've got a big ol' instruction manual and an even bigger book on photography waiting in my room...

...I'll get started on that in the new year...

Wait...I'm not alone anymore! Someone called Jaffa is on the overflow blog...i don't know who they are but I'm not alone anymore :D Hey Jaffa if your reading this.


OH!!!!!! I also got lots of dvds including.....SHERLOCK! YESSSS! AND YESTERDAY I BOUGHT MYSELF A NEW TV TO GO IN MY ROOM SO I CAN WATCH SHERLOCK ALL THE TIME WITHOUT MY FAMILY WATCHING DISNEY REPEATS!!!!!! Oh, how I love christmas....

Any of you made any new year resolutions? I, have made a list and it is nowhere near done. It includes:

1. Get fit and healthy (never gonna happen but it goes on the list every year)
2. Leave my 'friend group' (I'm waiting for an opportunity...)
3. Do better on the deep, boring stuff in English that I am so bad at.
4. Do better in science, maths and spanish also.
5. Write more stories to become a better writer.
and 6. stop being so stressed out with school all the time. (coz seriously, this christmas break has made me realise just how stressed i am)


And so far, that's it. How bout all you guys? tell me some of your new year's resolutions.

Oh, and i promise to write more fan-fics in the new year...but now....i'm just chillin' and gonna eat lots of junk and watch lots of dvds.

Oh! and hi Kallista! you just came on the blog too!

Peace out guys!

Monday, 20 December 2010

CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE!

Hi all! Just wanted to take this opportunity to wish you all a very merry christmas! I hope none of you are stuck in any airports or anything if it has snowed where you are, it sounds terrible on the news, all these people spending christmas at the airport.

And I will post more fan-fics soon, deffinatly, ive just been too busy preparing for christmas. making cards, wrapping and buying presents, playing in the MOST SNOW IVE EVER HAD! :D!!!!!!! I SERIOUSLY HAD TO GALLOP IN IT!

The only downside of the snow is that I have seen all the pretty scenes with the snow on the trees and the sun setting and I've been so annoyed that i havent got my camera yet to take pictures of it!

There's the camera i'm getting :) i'm so excited!!!!

What are all of you asking for? I hope you all get it and I hope you all have a very Merry Christmas! And I thank you all for being so kind and such good friends to me this year! I'm so glad that I've been able to meet you all on Derek's blog and have so many laughs and good times and I hope there are many more to come :)


Ok, soppyness over! PARRRTTYYYYYY! WOOPPPPPPP! HAPPY CHRISTMAS! *grooves off with a group of meerkats and possums*

Monday, 13 December 2010

Dimensions part 9 (meanwhile...in another dimension)

Skulduggery grumbled to himself as he turned into Casa De Florence drive. Valkrie had gone off around the world with Fletcher again today- this time to Rio. It was becoming more and more frequent. Skulduggery had solved several cases by himself in the last week and Valkrie had been too busy going off with her boyfriend to help him on any one of them. Although he'd never admit it Skulduggery was feeling a bit neglected...lonely even.
Skulduggery got out of the car and trudged up the stony path. He went to knock on the door but it creaked wide open when his hand touched it just a fraction.
"Hmm..." he said to himself taking his gun out of its holster. It was odd that Florence's door was open and even odder that her dogs hadn't come to greet him. Slowly, he crept forward.
Almost as soon as he’d taken a step Skulduggery heard something clatter in the kitchen. He sprang forward and kicked the door wide open. Inside he saw a boy who looked about nineteen wide-eyed, taking up a fighting stance.
"You have five seconds to tell me who you are before I shoot." Skulduggery said pointing the gun at the boy's chest.
"I'm...I'm Sabien Mist..." stammered the boy.”My girlfriend Skylara said she'd be here....I.."
"Skylara?" Skulduggery asked cocking his head to one side. "As in Skylara Wolfbane?"
"Yeah, she said she and her mates were staying here for a bit and asked me to come over. When I found the place it was like this."
For the first time Skulduggery noticed the condition the kitchen was in. There was blue dust scattered across the floor and several of the windows had been shattered. When he looked down at the dust his whole body went numb. If he had a heart it would be beating a million miles per hour. He knew that the blue dust could only mean one thing...
Gradually, Skulduggery lowered the gun and looked back up at Sabien. "Dimension doorway." he sighed solemnly. "They pop up now and again every few thousand years. They are drawn to magic. There are stories of mages going missing, getting lost in other dimensions."
"But...but you went to another dimension! You got back!"
"After a year of hell!" snarled Skulduggery, his expression suddenly turning dark.
Sabien looked taken back. He'd never met Skulduggery before himself but Skylara had gone on about him so much that Sabien felt like he knew the man rather well. Maybe Skylara hadn’t seen this side of Skulduggery either.
“Yeah but..isn’t there a way to get them back as well?” Sabien asked hesitantly.
Skulduggery’s expression turned softer. “My portal was opened, it didn’t just appear. That’s why I got back, and even then it took time.”
Sabien dropped to his knees and choked out a sob. “So...there’s no way to get them back?”
Skulduggery looked up thoughtfully for a moment. “I don’t know...” he drawled slowly.”But we’re as sure as hell gonna try. Dragona still owes me twenty quid on a bet we had, I’m not gonna let him get away with a silly excuse like ‘oh sorry I was trapped in another dimension.’ A bet’s a bet.”
Despite his mood Sabien chuckled. “What was the bet on?”
“Whether or not he could persuade a barman that he was an American biker from Texas.”
“What happened?”
“Turns out the barman was actually a biker from Texas...we won’t be going there again in a hurry...”
“...Where do you suggest we start by trying to get them back?” Sabien asked suddenly looking desperate and upset again.
“Oh...I have a few ideas...” Skulduggery said mysteriously. “But before we get started I have one thing I need to say.”
“What?”
“Please put some cologne on or something, I don’t want my car smelling of dog.”
“How did you-?”
“I’m a detective, what did you expect? Come on Sabien, let’s go, walkies!”
Sabien sighed. “Am I going to have to put up with the dog jokes all the time?”
“Try and restrain yourself from putting your head out the window, it draws unwanted attention.” Skulduggery said turning towards the door.