erm...i lied AND ALSO EPIC STORYYYYYY!

erm..you know i sed the next post would be fan-fic....i lied....sorry. BUT the next post most deffinatly will! and it might even be later 2night!

BUT FIRST! ONE OF THE MOST EPIC STORIES OF MY LIFE HAPPENED YESTERDAY! IT WAS A NORMAL SCHOOL LUNCH TIME........



Me and my 'friends' were sitting down at lunch and eating. Most of the lunch hall was empty exept for us and a few teachers at it was nearly time for last lesson. One girl always steals my stuff, so that day, when i wasnt looking, she stole my lunch box and passed it under the table to the others. Then i saw a boy run off with it. so, naturely i ran after him. the teachers (luckily ones who know all of my 'group' told him to give it back. reluctantly, he did so.

BUT as i returned to my place, i found everything else was gone. even the box of fruit i was eating. so i looked at everyone laughing at me and i looked under the table. about 17 of them were all passing it under the table to eachother. i struggled to get it back for a few minutes but failed miserably.

THEN A BOY RAN OFF WITH MY PANDA HAT! that was the final straw......

i looked around to see a girl eating MY box of fruit so i snatched the fork off her, grabbed the boy with the panda hat and said "Ok! everyone give it all back now or i kill him."

They all said "DO IT! DO IT!" and laughed at my red face(my face is almost always red,sadly). id forgotten that no one really liked him.

So i let him go, and said "Ok...you have until the count of three to give everything back. 1...2...3."

None of them moved. so i sighed, and grabbed a girl (who i dislike rather a lot as she said she wanted me to die behind my back) around the neck and pointed the fork at her neak.
"Give it all back. Or she gets it." i said calmly.

They all went deadly silent but then they all laughed and then i felt a hand on my shoulder.
"Put...the fork down..." said one of the three teachers surrounding me. everyone was crying with laughter at this point exept for the girl who i had around the neak.
feebily i gave the tacher the fork and spluttered for a moment. "they...they took my stuff...." i said weakly. and then i burst out laughing. everyone else was too. Luckily the teachers knew me and knew how good i am in class so they just rolled their eyes and told everyone to give the stuff back.

after about five minutes i had everything back exept the half eaten box of fruit. the tachers told everyone to stand up. everyone did, exept a boy who likes to annoy me ALOT calle alastair.

"alastair!" said my maths teacher. "what have you done."

alastair chuckled to himself and slowly stood up. below his shirt, was my box of fruit.

miss took it and turned to me.
"erm...im not sure if you want this..." she said sympatheticly.
"Just put it in the bag..." i said struggling not to laugh.

in spanish my maths teacher came in and everyone said she was gonna take me to anger managerment. luckily, she didnt, coz im one of her favs. BUT if it had been different teachers there i could have been suspended. also my history teacher honestly looked like she thought i was a little insane.

I. CANNOT. BELIEVE. I. DID. THAT.


And that...is my story.